Person: I Hate you. You:(___)?

What is something witty or funnaay you say when people tell you they hate you?

Answer #1

“I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.”

“Big mouths and small brains don’t mix!”

“I’d expect that from a pneumocephlytic” (pronounced new-mow seph-lit-ic.), and just walk off. It is a medical term for “airhead”.

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

May your daughters’ hair grow thick, black, and abundant – all over their faces.

Let me guess — home-schooled?

I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Well, you probably said it without thinking, the way you do most things.

I’m not offended by what you say. I’m just glad that you’re stringing words into sentences now.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but I don’t suppose that’s a problem for you.

Hahaha.. enjoy ;)

Answer #2

Heh. Thanks! No go slut back to where you came from.

Answer #3

No way me too.

That’s kool.

It just does’nt hurt anymore.

Would’nt be the first, and won’t be the last.

And the classic I hate you too.

Answer #4

Dont hate me because you aint me ;)

Answer #5

ha, thats a funny question, I’ll think of something and come back

Answer #6

lol ,,

Answer #7

Maybe not funny or witty, but it makes a lot more sense just to say:

Don’t worry, I still like you anyhow.

and leave it at that.

Answer #8

well I don’t know if someone says I hate you, but if a teacher says to you : “I’m not happy with this work!” then you can just reply: “Well, people like you never are”. thanks to JC or boyfriend for that one ;)

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