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What are some painless ways I can kill myself?

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I'm 5'9, which I know is not short for a man nation-wide, but I'm Caucasian, so I'm short for my race. I'm 19, so I'm done growing. I've been this height since I was 17. I can't handle it anymore. I can hardly stand to look at myself in a mirror. I don't even feel like a real man. I don't want to stab myself, jump from a high place, or drown myself, because those deaths are slow and painful, and there's a chance I could get cured. Is there something I could eat or drink that would kill me fairly fast. I have shampoo and laundry detergent. Would those work? I've given consent for my organs to be donated, so nothing's going to waste.