I had heart surgery to repair a leaky valve and when I woke up in the ICU I had a urine bag with a plastic tube inserted into my urethra. The rubber tube went inside my pnis all the way into my bladder to collect the urine. I had to walk with this bag full of pee all around the hospital and a few times a day a nurse will empty it for me. The awkward part was went this nurse that looked like she just gotten out of nurse school told me that she was there to remove the tube. She told me to take a deep breath and with this she grabbed my pnis with one hand and with the other yanked and pulled the rubber hose really quick out of me. OMG. It really hurt!! After this I made some comment about she didn't give me enough warning and she started to blush. So it was kind of weird.
I was at the optometrist last summer getting examined for contacts, and she did this test where she flipped up the top of my eyelid to see behind it, as well as shine a bright light into my eye to get a better view. The only problem was she spent 15 minutes doing it because she was having trouble examining underneath it. It didn't hurt, but it felt very, very awkward and uncomfortable, and my eyes were watering like mad. I can't even describe the feeling other than it was horrible. When it was over I decided not to get contacts after all.
A prostate exam. The "doctor"--and I use the term very loosley--shoved his finger up my a-- without the benefit of any lubricant at all!!! The pain was INCREDIBLE and my an*s hurt like hell for the rest of the day. I had to take pain killers to help me sleep, that night! When a specialist wanted ot do also inspect my prostate, I just about ran from his room!
I was in the hospital with a severely messed up knee, I had to stay in the hospital to wait for my CAT scan and obviously, I couldn't walk. :/ When I had to go pee, the nurse had to give me a little pot thing, had to help strip me, PUT the pot thing under me, and then watch me pee. It was the WORST, I hate that stupid piss pot!
Well it was only this Monday gone that I had to go hospital again to have a Bartholin cyst/abysses drained. After my operation, I woke up and the stuff they rub on you before surgery was making me all itchy down there. So I had to ask the nurse if she would wipe it all away. :[
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explaining to the doctor I had broke my ankle by jumping a wall trying to escape an old woman who was throwing holy water at me calling me a demon.. he thought I was lying.. took me ages to convince him it was the truth! :L
I would have to say when I had to give a urine sample at the doctors and I head been drinking juice all day and as I was fillin up the cup thing I found out I couldn't stop and I was like SH!T I CAN'T STOP!!
It's definitely the prostate exam but I can't decide which is worse, a male doctor or a female doctor doing the examination. I guess one is awkward and the other humiliating.
Aww. Why did she have to watch you? I could never pee if someone is looking.
when i was in the hospital and the nurse watched me pee
i was drunk