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I farted. So embarasing

Well, my name is melanie and I sat at a popular girls table and I started laughing because I tried to get friends but then I farted! Now all the girls call me Smellanie. What do I do? How can I get friends?

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Answer #1

what grade are you guys in anyway, because that sounds like a joke that a little kid would say, if their not little kids then thats realy immature.

Answer #2

Hi Melanie, I feel bad for you. You…farted. Wow. I… I don’t know what to say. Just make a joke out of it. Or… say “Oh… I’m sorry… I ate some beans for breakfast.” It’ll be a hoot. Or in your case… a toot. Ha ha ha. Good luck, sucker!

Answer #3

They’re obviously immature and aren’t even worth being friends with anyways, they cant act like they don’t fart because everyone does it. Just be yourself and make friends with people in your classes, you could even join clubs so you can meet people with similar interests.

Answer #4

Start digging a pit, and once it’s a bout 9 feet deep, cover it with underbrush and invite those girls over. Lure them over it, and once it collapses, pour dirt into it. THen they won’t have to worry about the smell.

Seriously, though, that’s very immature of them. They’re not worth it.

Answer #5

Thats the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Some people are just super immature. They aren’t worth it. Don’t bother with them.

Answer #6

tell them there imature idiots, and for f*cks sake, everyones farts. even the popular kids fart.. just because you happened to do one out loud in the middle of everyone doesnt mean people should bne mean about it. te;ll them that they fart too, and making fun of you for it is just patehtic

Answer #7

Those girls need to start acting their age and nock it off! Don’t be embarrased, everyone farts and its normal to feel that way. If those girls start calling you Smelany again, then I’d say, You better watch it! seriously, just laugh and those girls should forget the whole incident. Be like Haha see how they like it if you bought one of those cushions then each girl could sit on it. Haha that’ll be something you could do to get back at them. Anyway, if you’re in Junior High or High School, people are going to be immature but once you all start going to college, it’s not a game! Everyone in college is mature enough to where no one would do things like that. I’m not directing this to you, I’m directing this to people like those girls. There are others you can hang around with that are better then that. Take care!! and find girls that are mature.