How do you tell if your drunk??
When you start laughing for no reason,
call people crying.
When you light a cigarette and it falls and you fall on the
ground staring at it.
If you only see things in flashes.
It's happened to me. :D
when you cant walk in a straight line.
if you've drunk alcohol.
if you start to see more than 5 fingers on your hand. ^_^
if you do things that you wouldnt do if you were sober.
My View (from the top of my head):
Have no clue what your saying to people
Can't walk straight
Saying random things in a drunk tone
And other stuff
my idea of being drunk is when you start puking lol
Get a cop to tell you...