How do I tell my cat I want her to be my wife?

I’ve been struggling for a while on this. Last week I got a ring for her claw, it cost quite a lot but I haven’t been able to pop the question yet. How do I tell my cat I want her to marry me?

If you can see I’ve attached a picture of her. Isn’t she beautiful? We spent last night drinking wine together while in bed and we snuggled up together. I’m worried though that she see’s me more as a father figure than a current boyfriend. Whenever I spank her butt she gets all excited however. Should I buy her some Tuna or Salmon fresh from the fishmonger, and present it to her over a candlelit dinner, then propose to her?

Please help!!

Answer #1

Sorry, bad news for you mrmadcat- looks like the laws where you live prevent you from having inter-species marriages. I apologise for the pain you must be feeling now, but it’s probably best this way.

I advise you to perhaps get some counselling for how you are feeling. It’s very rare that people have such intimate feelings for their pets, and while she is very beautiful, I just think you should focus more on just being her favourite human friend. Once you’re ready to move on, there’s dozens of dating agencies and sites you ca submit a profile to, so you can find that special someone.

All the best with your future romantic endeavours.

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