Best way to get laid?

wow, your question has really pissed me off. I hope you’re not planning on coercing some little girl into pleasuring you. grow up. ugh. you’re 14. you are what’s wrong with the male society. just, grow up. be a man.

(ps, a man doesn’t look to get “laid”. go from there.)

well you can do it the illegal way and grop on some five year old, with is some perverted fagotty as sh*t, or you can just masterbate

I hate school I dont like my family and my freinds are all dicks im not making it a goal I just realy want to get laid …agin

Desperation wont get you anywhere. Plus, God gave you two hands for a reason…

dude don’t focus on getting laid now find love and then do it, you sound like a male prostitute. Desperate. Don’t act all mature at 14 have fun while your young. you’ll never get the chance to go back. plus who has sex at 11, it’s wrong. really wrong.

im 14 turning 15 and I said like 3 years it mite have ben two I dont keep track and video games are for losers hoo have nothing better to do with there life if your not going to answer my qwestoin then dont post an answer please

She’s right, getting “laid” should not be your main focus, find better and more important things to do, then that, I would consider that you find better friend to hang out with if this is all the encourage… and plus you are ONLY 14, so find a video game to play.. good luck.. :)

your not a virgin but you havent had sex for 2 years?? what the!!!

step 1: invite all your little school buddies over to your house for a party

step 2: pick your target!!!

step 3: insert 1000 mg of horse tranquilizer into target’s beverage

step 4: wait 30-40 minutes or until target is unconscious

step 5: remove target to dark room and enjoy

im just kidding please don’t arrest me

Stop “looking” to get laid and it will probably happen a lot faster.

xox Sika

ok well I did the math and you definitely had sex when you were eleven… definitely not feasible. plus you look like your about twelve in your picture so when your actually old enough to have this conversation you can post this question again… until then my mans right you should enjoy the video games

Why are you trying to “get laid”? Its kind of sad you want to make this a huge goal right now.

Your 14 years old, this isnt something you should be focusing your life on. Try turning your focus towards school, family, or friends.

You will never get laid.

im bot a virgin and im 14 not 11

You are kinda wierd. You spell things wrong… what is up with that? no one wants to lay a fourteen year old. Accept for some prostitute who has just about all the STD’s anyone can possibly have. And if your friends are all dicks leave them and make some more. I did not think it was that hard. So get off the computer trying to find ways to get laid. tell your friends they are dicks get some more. Play some games and wait till your 18 dude at least!!!

hey im 16 & have had s*x 3 times & I regret it…I dident wait till I found the right 1…trust me waiting s a lot better! take this from a lady with experience…u need 2 wait…I dident do it till I was 16…11 is way 2 young…next hing we know your going to tell us is that your a drugadick & a drunckie… you need some serious help boy

man my only foces is not to get laid getting laid is just on the sideline im not saying I want to have s*x with someones girl freind I just realy want to get laid its ben like 3 years sence I last got laid and I just realy want to do it agin its not my main thing its just the thing in the side line I look into evrey once in a while

Wow… um kid I’m 15 turning 16 and I’m a virgin. Why would you want to ‘do’ another mans girlfriend? That’s weird. My boyfriend wouldn’t trade me for that crap hell It’s not up to the guy anyways.. it’s called cheating and it hurts everyone!