How can I clean THC out of my system?

how can I clean my system of THC in 2 weeks? please HELP!!!

Answer #1

I’ve had success with taking amphetamines a few days before the test. I passed a drug test four days after 4/20 using taking a lot of Adderall (stopping 2 days before the test), drinking a lot of water and taking B vitamins. I also took six aspirin a few hours before the test.

I do have a question of my own, though. I quit smoking for almost 3 months, but then I smoked again 4 days ago, just a bowl. I have to take a drug test in 5 days, so 9 days after I smoked. I think it might be a blood test. Will it take longer to get out of my system because I haven’t smoked in so long? And what’s the difference between a blood and urine test?

Answer #2

There are numerous determining factors for how long drug toxins stay in a persons body which vary from person to person, such as the analytical method used, your health, your body weight, metabolism, fluid intake, the type of drug toxin, and the degree of exposure to the drug toxin.

Delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol or THC, one of nearly 400 chemicals in a hemp plant, accounts for most of marijuana’s psychoactive, or mind-altering, effects. The strength of the drug is determined by the amount of THC it contains which varies from plant to plant. Marijuana stays in your system for different amounts of time depending on how often you smoke it, how much you smoke, and the makeup of the individual (weight/height/etc). If you smoke it occasionally it will remain in your system for up to 10 days. If you smoke marijuana on a regular basis it will stay in your system for as long as 30 days. Marijuana is fat soluble. It stores in the fat cells of the body, the brain, the liver, the kidneys, in other words the major organs.

Drug testing has become commonplace for many new job applications, random testing in the workplace, and may be a requirement of various other situations. Various drug tests and testing equipment are used to ensure the elimination of drugs has occurred and that your system is clear. Prior to any drug test it is beneficial to use detox products to eliminate any drug residue that may be in your system. This will allow you to beat a drug test.

It is imperative to have a natural and effective solution for the elimination of drugs from the body. Though elimination of usage is the most effective alternative, there are various products available that will detox the body and eliminate drug traces from the body. These products are designed for quick removal of drug toxins so that you may pass a drug test.

Go to your local head shop and drink plenty of water…

Answer #3

Drink lots of water, but don’t overdo it, you can actually get realiy sick from too much water. I would suggest beer. It makes you pee a lot and if you fail, you won’t care! Eat some poppyseed muffins, you’ll test positive for morphine. This will confuse them and give you some extra time to clean your system. (PS: I only know what I read on the web, so I’m probably wrong again)

Answer #4

Is it just me or is 90% of the asswholes who posted answers on this site are dumb as hell lol. How can I take advice from people who can’t even spell, makes me wanna stop smoking period. Please my fellow weed heads further your education

Answer #5

Half a cap of bleach and a gallon of water. Its nasty as hell but yeah. To keep from havin a diluted test start drinkin coffee and tea to make you pee a lot. It really dont matter what you drink. Whatever makes you pee a lot. All water will do is dilute it and the testers will automatically know why. So drink alota water some days before and then like the same day of your test start back drinkin cokes, coffee, whatever, to turn it back yellow. OR just go to the store and buy AZO pills for urine infection, they usually come with cranberry pills too. Worked for me.

Answer #6

drink a lot of water… like A LOT

do you know that they have hair strand tests now that see if youve ever done drugs in your life.

it grows in with your hair dna.

its like an 8000 dollar test though

Answer #7

Actually you can get your syestem Clean in about 4 days if you work at it.All you got to do is sweat a lot and drrink about a gallon a day.I was drug tested everyweek every thursday I smoked thrusday,friday,saturday,and part of sunday and passed every week THC is stored in yuor fat cells so if you sweat you burn off fat Right or Wrong?Therefore drink a lot and go sweat a lot the more water the better because you need to keep yourself hydrated.

Answer #8

take three drops of bleach add it to 1 us gallon of water at least 2 days prior to test .dont smoke at all for 4 to 3 days before test.dont just drink 1 gallon drink three to four over the three days before the test drink a lot of tea give your urine color

Answer #9

water is only going to work if you drink a lot right before your test, and then it will only water down your pee and be pretty obvious to the testers that you are trying to cheat. This method may work if you add creatinine (red meat) to your died for 3 days prior to test, and they won’t know your sample was diluted. Your best bet, though, is to buy one of those $30 detox drinks and drink it just before your test–they’ll never know you are a pothead. Be sure to follow the directions on the bottle carefully–you don’t want to take it too soon or too late. more info at

Answer #10

ok first of all it takes a month to get out of your system if your a heavy user drink a lot of water but not excessively and dont smoke 48+ hours companies wont waste much money for drug tests for they would lose money and/or detox drink at your local headshop $30 then read instructions im a heavy user and it took 48 hours to remove from my system

Answer #11

ok..someone please give me an answer relatively soon…I am 5 3 and im 125 lbs …I used to smoke a lot but then stopped smoking a month before my test but then I slipped up and smoked 2 weeks after quiting which gave me 2 weeks to get it out of my system now I have a week left…do you think ill be fine?…

Answer #12

Drinking bleach will kill you. The drinks out there are nothing more than hype taking advantage of people wanting to pass a drug screen. I am over 50, and smoked pretty much every night for 20 years. I recently lost my job and quit smoking. I had not smoked for 15 days and had to take a test. I woke up the morning of the test and took my morning pee. Don’t ever make your first pee of the day your test sample. After that, take a vitamin C capsule/pill. Then start drinking water until you think you’re going to vomit. Go to the bathroom and relieve yourself, then continue drinking it. It won’t hurt if you also suck on a lemon while drinking water.

It’s best to take the test in the afternoon so you have time to “treat” yourself. And yes, I passed the test.

If this answer doesn’t help you, go to the NORML website for other ways of beating the test. Again, the carbo drinks offered are nothing more than ways of people making money of this situation.

Answer #13

I’ve always used cranberry pills like 3000 mg’s or more. Then drank water for at least five days or more and nothing but water and cranberry juice. It worked for me and lots of excercise too.

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