What are some good dead beat dad quotes?

Dang, that is a good one..but the thing is, he was never around til she turned 5 months. He saw her once…and now wont try and see her. She does not have his name..nor is his name on her birth certificate. he is court ordered to pay child support and has supervised visitation. does not pay cs nor does he try and set up an appointment to see her. (thanks for trying tho!)

How about, “Father of mine, tell me, where have you been? I just closed my eyes and my whole world disappeared.” Same song.

Possibly. Not sure if it quite goes along with this situation. :/

“I just colsed my eyes and my whole world disappeared” means, you were my world and when I wasnt looking you just left.

I kinda figured that…but she has only met him once. i dont think that would be how she felt. i know she wont remember anything from right now…but idk. :/

“To be a successful father there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years”- Ernest Hemingway

She doesnt feel anything, she doesnt know the concept of a father, she doesnt even realize she’s alive yet. So you probably wont be able to find I good quote.

I am guessing that is suppose to be sarcasm? lol

Thats true. I changed some words on the second one you said. so it says i closed my eyes and you disappeared. it fits more. since he is not really her world since she has only met him once.

I wasnt beong sarcastic. And cool, what’s the quote for, anyways.

• Being- *?

No i meant was the quote suppose to be sarcastic itself. it said “To be a successful father there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years”……that is the opposite of being a successful father.

My fggot father mustve had his panties up in a bunch, kuz he split. I wonder if he even kissed me goodbye? No i dont on second thought i just fckin wished he would die!- Eminem/Caleanin out my closet

Oh, i’m not sure. I think the first two years are really difficult for some people. Especially the “terrible twos” stage, so in order to be a good father, dont ruin it for yourself right off the bat. Maybe? Aha

Bahahaha, why didn’t I think of this?

Haha I guess. But he should still be around so the mom does not have to suffer through it alone.

Q. What do you get a deadbeat dad for fathers day? A. A really nice tie.. the deadbeats gotta look good in court!

hahahahaha nice. :)

There’s an amazing song about a deadbeat dad- “Papa Was a Rolling Stone” by the Temptations.

It was the third of September That day I’ll always remember, yes I will ‘Cause that was the day that my daddy died I never got a chance to see him Never heard nothin’ but bad things about him Mama, I’m depending on you to tell me the truth Mama just hung her head and said, “Son,…”

CHORUS: (twice): “Papa was a rollin’ stone Wherever he laid his hat was his home And when his died, All he left us was alone”

Hey, Mama, is it true what they say That Papa never worked a day in his life? And Mama, there’s been talk all around town Sayin’ that Papa had three outside children and another wife And that ain’t right! Heard some talk about Papa doin’ some storefront preachin’ Talked about savin’ souls and all the time leachin’ Dealin’ in dr*gs and stealin’ in the name of the Lord Mama just hung her head and said, “Son,…”

(chorus)

Hey, Mama, I heard Papa called himself a jack of all trades Tell me, is that what sent Papa to an early grave? Folks say Papa would beg, borrow or steal to pay his bills Hey, Mama, folks say Papa was never much on thinkin’ Spent most of his time chasin’ women and drinkin’ Mama, I’m depending on you to tell me the truth Mama looked up with a tear and said, “Son,…”

CHORUS

How do you like knowing that some other man is being a DADDY to your baby because you are never around?

NICE I love this!! :)

NICE I love this!! :)