What are some funny or different words for common things or food you or someone in your family or friends use?

When I was about 2 to 4 years old: Fork = F*ck Pickled Egg = Pickle D!ck

I had a dirty mouth. :]

My oldest daughter when she was 3 she wud call rubberbands hoebands we thought it was hillarious

You just reminded me of Orbit chewing gum!

LOL xD

At my birthday party when I was little, I was about to eat cake…and I didn’t have a fork. So, I started shouting “Fck! Fck! Fck! I need a Fck!” LMAO…everyone was like “What!? :O”

Haha, I think the fork one is quite common.

My whole family calls Sloppy Joes “Slammy Joes” because of a mistake I made when I was little :)

My daughter was unsure if she was gonna like Toaster Strudels so I told her they are sorta like Strawberry cookies? lol. So now that is what we call Toaster Strudel at our house. :D

Lol in my family i used to call spaghetti “pasketti”Or like my friend Jamie used to call hospital “the hopital.”My cousin used to call my grandma “dama” & she also used to say “ipstick” for lipstick xD

My friend always called the TV remote a “clicker picker”. After many years of knowing each other we both call it that now. We also call our turn signals “tickers”.

recently i couldn’t remember the name for the rolls you always get at newsagents, they are called morning rolls but i couldn’t remember the name so i called them newsagents rolls. Jogging bottoms are joggerbums there are other ones but i can’t really remember them