What is the most hilarious quote you've heard?

Please give me any type of quotes you have! Doesn't matter what it is about just give me what you have in mind. thanks. :)

How did you write your quote like that?

I've seen those quote I guess you can call it many times but all of a sudden I completely forgotten what it was can anyone he...

Hey I dont know if this should be in this catagory but for my graduation we have to find a quote, and I like the quote "eat y...

Ok I need some qoutes that I can use they can be from songs,movies, motivational speech givers or just qoutes you have heard ...

What are some good independent/F*ck the world quotes?

I'm looking for quotes from the adventures of huckleberry finn about all of the woman that affect huck in some way.

any one heard of a writer called Sherriyla Kenyan and a book called Acheion?

What are the best quotes you've heard on songs, photobucket, or just heard ?

What are some good Shakespeare quotes?