What is your favorite joke?
Here it is: My new favorite joke that I got from my iGoogle page...
Mar 31, 2009
Gravity-Defying Tequila from Joke of the Day
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out.
The guy sitting next to him can't believe what he just saw. He's more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him.
The astonished onlooker asks, "How did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and we're hundreds of feet above the ground!"
The jumper responds by slurring, "Well, I don't get it either. I slam a shot of tequila, and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch." He takes a shot, goes to the window and jumps out.
The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls to just above the sidewalk, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the jumper walks back into the bar.
The other guy has to try it, too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He slams it and jumps out the window. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn't slow down at all. SPLAT!
The first guy orders another shot of tequila. The bartender shakes his head. "You're really an a**hole when you're drunk, Superman."
A dude goes to a bar because he feels "lonely",
He spots a beautiful woman and they start talking.
Later they decide to go to her house and fool around.
When they got in her bedroom she went to the bathroom to change.
The dude noticed a picture of a guy beside her bed.
When she came out of the bathroom he asked "Is this your boyfriend?"
She said "No, I dont have a boyfriend."
"Is this your dad?" He asked.
"Who is it then?"
"It's a picture of me before my surgery."
a man comes home every night drunk.his wife get tired of it and decides to play a trick on him.one night she dresses up as the devil.the man comes home drunk that night he walks into the hous... his wife jumps out from behind the couch trying to scare him.the man says in a slurred voice...
man:im not scared of you I married your sister
girlfriend goes out and gets a tattoo.
she comes back and tells her boyfriend,
the boyfriend asked what did you get
the girlfriend tells him I got a shell on my upper thigh
later on that night
the boy friend sees to the girl
I like the tattoo when I put my ear to it I can smell the ocean.
I love cheesy pick up lines tooo!!
I actually used this one because of a bet...
is your last name gillette? because your the best this man can get.
ooo lordy thats cheesy
I just like chessy pick up lines xD
is there a mirror in your pants? because I see my self down there xD lol
this question i guess.. 264 views 3 years and still no answer(except this)
wasn't your daughter the pork queen?
I don't understand the one above???
yo momma jokes