The most exciting thing around here at the moment:
is breaking off from stripping the living room wallpaper to watch Manchester United taking a one goal lead against Norwich City, after 56 minutes, in the English Premier League.
I guess that's exciting enough to open another bottle of beer and wash it down with a shot of single Malt Whisky.
And the most exciting thing since the goal has been a Norwich substitution when someone called Ricky van Wolfswinkle trotted onto the field, to hoots of laughter when his name was announced.
Well, I'm eating popcorn. That's pretty exciting for my standards.