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I need ideas for a chapter in my book and i want it to be shocking.
You know what you can really do? Let's say the two are talking on the phone and the guy just randomly throws that in there, it might look something like this...
"Oh yeah, babe, I wanted to tell you something -- I kinda got my friend's ex girl pregnant. You're not mad, right?" and he should say this with a really happy tone of voice and all. That would be bat*** crazy and bordering on Satanic.
"Honey I dont love you any more I'm in love with ___________ so bye."
'But wait she's with _______________, my ex...'
"I know but she's pregnant with my kid and you're a whore any way, I hate you bye, dont talk to me again or I will put a bullet in your heart."
That is probably what i would do
Before I read about the book I'd say paint it on their house.. But for a book maybe have one of them bands go and sing to them at work, fly it on a banner with a plane... I don't have any serious ideas :(
My brain can't even process the relationship you described :| lol. But I like Betts' idea of the singing bands thing, like a kissogram but more of a I-hate-you-gram :)
try like leaving a pregnancy test somewhere he will find it then when he asks about it tell him that (what is written above?)
lmao ''Yeah, that's right, I'm sleeping with your brother's mom's ex-husband's sister's boyfriend. (and we're in love)" :D
Just have him say it like it's nothing important, like it's a regular conversation.
ok lol it was a random thought that popped into my head lol XD
JERRYJERRYJERRYJERRY. Or Jeremy Kyle. Can't get enough of him.
Most people just take it to the Jerry Springer show. xD
if i wanted an usually crazy way of parting
OOOMMGG wow thats crazy, but i like it
haha i know, im liking them all =)
hmmm.... im gna use this idea!
Lol hahaha
