Can anyone tell me a story
Ok... Once upon a time there was this Samurai. He was a great martial arts master. The legends of him spread across the land. On the other side of the land was a farmer. He was also a great master but he gave up on hes life as a warrior.
Someone wanted to see these two men fight. So he made up a gossip about the samurai which was allegedly started by the farmer. The offended samurai left hes home in order o kill the farmer. As soon as he left hes wife and mother alone in the house hes enemies (ninja) started circling around the house to see who stayed.
In the meantime the samurai reached the farmer and drew hes sword. He ran to him but just as he was to slit hes throat he stopped. The farmer didn't even move one inch. He was just standing there looking into the samurais eyes. Then he just said: "Never react on the first provocation." Samurai was stunned and he listened to the farmer. The battle never occurred.
He came home. Went to hes bedroom. And what did he see?! A man in hes bed sleeping next to hes wife. As he reached for hes sword he remembered farmers words. NEVER REACT ON THE FIRST PROVOCATION! So he thought: "I'll try it." He uncovered the mans face and saw hes mother lying there in mans clothes and wig. She disguised as a man, so the ninja wouldn't dare to break into the house thinking two women weren't alone.
ok. well once there was a guy who was going to prom. he was walking by a cementary when he saw this girl. she was crying saying she wasn't going to be able to make it to prom. he told her that she could come with him and so they went together and had a really fun time. so when it was time to go he dropped her off where he met her. she told him to visit her. her house was red and it was across the cementary. so the next day he went to visit and he found the house. an old man and woman opened the door and asked him what he wanted. he described the night and the girls name and everything. the grown ups were freaked out and they explained to him that she's been dead for 3 years now and they showed him her grave as well.