Can somebody cheer me up?

my dog is humping my mom

:o lol…hahahaha

more more :)

It wasnt a joke just a weird situation I got myself in around christmas time, spilt vanish carpet cleaner on the floor I didnt know what to do lol

A guy walks into a bar and asks for 13 margaritas. The bartender abruptly replies, “Wow sir, that sure is a lot, whats the occasion?”

So the guy sits down on a stool, hangs his head and tells the curious bartender, ”Well, my first blow job.” The bartender smiles and replies, “Yea, that’s a splendid occasion indeed. Let me get you one more drink, on the house!”

“Nah,” the guy replies… “If thirteen doesn’t get the taste out, nothing will.”

omg @ intense , haha thats the best joke I’ve heard in along time :) wow..

If you think life is bad. How would you like to be an egg?

• You only get laid once.
• You only get eaten once.
• It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft.
• You share your box with 11 other guys.
• But worst of all… The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.

So cheer up…Your life ain’t that bad!!!

hehe you guys are awesome im feeling better already , @ reo0088 what? :P

What do you do if you spill carpet cleaner on the floor?

im 15 and starting to get grey hairs, dont know if that would help 8)

Random and Disturbing , but seriously who peed in your cornflakes hahaha :P

Who peed in my cornflakes? Random, and funny.