Blonde Moments *sorry to all blondes*

I loved my wife with all of my heart so it is with deep remembrance that I tell you this - we were poor and did not have much but one day very shortly after we said “I do” we were in out slum apartment and I was eating some brick cheese and I asked her if she had any “HOT MUSTARD’ and she said “No, but I’ll put some on the stove”

I had to call my school and whenever I did I kept getting the answering machine. My mum didn’t believe me so she called herself but she got through but I didn’t believe her because I had tried like 5 times and I kept getting the machine. so she gave me the phone and I thought she was hearing things so I left a message and hung up. Turns out the office lady was really on the other side… oops.

One of my boyfriends in college took my brothers and me out for X-mas Eve. He takes us to IHOP(Internat’l House of Pancakes). I ask for a waffle and they young waiter say’s they are out of them. Not thinking where we were I say “well, do you have any pancakes?” Everyone looked at me like why are you being so rude. I wasn’t being rude. I forgot where the heck we were. :O

I have so many! One that I can remember off the top of my head is I was in lesson and the guy next to me looked at the clock and said ‘the second hands broken’ then I turned around and said ‘no it’s the third hand’ (I was thinking the hour hand was the first hand, the minute hand was the second hand and the second hand was the third hand) he was like no I mean the actual second hand! :O another was when I was in maths and the teacher said something about a hundred times 10 and for some reason I called our eleven :s I was fifteen! I’ll never live that down

I have so many! One that I can remember off the top of my head is I was in lesson and the guy next to me looked at the clock and said ‘the second hands broken’ then I turned around and said ‘no it’s the third hand’ (I was thinking the hour hand was the first hand, the minute hand was the second hand and the second hand was the third hand) he was like no I mean the actual second hand! :O another was when I was in maths and the teacher said something about a hundred times 10 and for some reason I called our eleven :s I was fifteen! I’ll never live that down

Driving toward Dubuque Iowa and the sign said Dubuque Ia 60 miles, We could not figure out what Dubuque ONE A was, And I lived in Dubuque when I was young. but that was when we had mail ZONES and not ZIP (ZONE IMPROVEMENT PLAN)