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Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.
It’s time for me to say this, Addressing all you guys. Except for all the drag queens; Who deserve a noble prize.
But the straight guys, they don’t realize; What we go through everyday; & it’s a lot. Now it’s time for, all us females; To remind you, just incase; you all forgot.
The 7 things guys don’t have to do: Shave legs, give birth, Aunt Flow, wear skirts; Wax armpits, Hey it hurts! Wear pantyhose. & paint your toes, too. High heels, pluck brows, skip meals, count pounds; Some girls have to carry heavy mounds. We’re past 7 now, but I’ll keep going, anyhow! Uncomfy thongs, tight bras, tampons; Blow our money on beauty salons! Flat iron burns & health concerns from hair dye fumes; And the reason why we do these crazy things that we do… Is we do it for you.
Sometimes we’re hard to deal with. That- we can’t deny. But just think of what we go through; See, that’s the reason why.
Shave legs, give birth, Aunt Flow, wear skirts; Wax armpits, Hey it hurts! Wear pantyhose. & paint your toes, too. High heels, pluck brows, skip meals, count pounds; Some girls have to carry heavy mounds. We’re past 7 now, but I’ll keep going, anyhow! Uncomfy thongs, tight bras, tampons; Blow our money on beauty salons! Flat iron burns & health concerns from hair dye fumes; And the reason why we do these crazy things that we do… Is we do it for you.
Haha its the "7 things spoof"
It can be found on Youtube :)
What do you think of it?
they forgot to mention multiple orgasms, chance of a rich husband, getting picked up at a bar in 5 minutes flat (we get picked up AFTER the bar is closed...by the cops... XD), flirting and not being sued for sexual harassment, did I mention multiple orgasms???
LOL
This is hillarious! Ventatian Princess is sooo funny
Two Words...
SO TRUE.
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its funny. =]