Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
How fun is this? My favorite is "It is cold as hell in here." If hell is believed to be eternal fire, hmmm?
A nose doesn't really run, does it? Grossness can drip out of the nostrils. And I don't put my toe up to smell the coffee or the flowers. Sometimes feet STINK! I guess the saying "feet smell" is incomplete, huh? Maybe it should be "my feet SMELL bad".
If your knees bent the other way - what would a chair look like ?
If you're traveling in a car doing the speed of light and turn the headlights on - do they come on ?
Why is it called a tv 'set' - when there's only one ?
If a man makes a statement standing in the woods with no woman around for miles - is he STILL wrong ?
I got another one...why do they call them apartments? they all attached together...shouldn't they call them attachments?
if a fat chance and a slim chance are the same thing...why aren't a wise guy and wise man the same thing?
The same reason we 'park on a driveway' and 'drive on a parkway' :-)
my nose does not run and my feet do not smell
Lol.. . . . Hey I got a rise. . . .