Leather face

okay. first of all. he was pampered with jewels, money, women,… men? {whatever floats his boat} anyway., he had a “relationship with his dad, and after 4 years of this “relationship” he was scarred. for life. so he went mad man. he , he just went mad! and one day when they were getting it on like donkey kong , he went loco, and took a pair of scissors , that were by his bed , and sliced his dads diick off. His dad, eventually suffered a horrid, blood bath death. and he was so sad that he actually killed his dad, that he carved his dads face off and put it on him, to get part of his dad back inside him. He felt,, “Alive”. So after having this feeling he had , he thought that since him and his mom didnt really have a close relationship , he thought to himself, “ I want that feeling that I had by my dads face , with my mom”. So one day , he asked for a smoothie, and while the smoothie machine was on , , you can see the razor sharp blender chopping that poor strawberry into thin, little pieces, {So , what did he do, you ask?}, he had done what any other 5 year old boy would do. He shot his mom. with a rifle that his dad had in the shed , for hunting , and carved his moms face and put it on his. So what next?… he found a lovely lady and married her and had 3 children, and lived in a trailer park. THE END.