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What are some hilarious phrases or sayings???
how now brown cow
im trying to see things from your point of view but I cant stick my head that far up my hole.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
They've got a picture of her at the hospital - it saves using the stomach pump
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't
Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
"oh you can help me find my nuts!" over the hedge " thats what she said" I think the office Pick up lines: my lips are made of skittle want to taste the rainbow?! baby im like a rubix cub the more you play with me the harder I get so your a boy/girl
haha I don't know there are many more pick up lines but they aren't all so funny! I just love those ones! lol why do you want funny phrases anyways
everytime someone im talking about walks into a room or I have to change a conbersation quickly I use this
" So I said to the guy I know rabbits live in holes , but thats just not natural"
and then I laugh
I LOVE this one- it cna work out too (I tried lmao!0 man="If I had to re-arrange teh alphabet, id put you and I together.. women-"well if I had to re-arrange teh alphabet, id put F and U!" haha get it??
my friend said this , I personlly think its lame:(
So did it hurt FALLING FROM HEAVEN
when it rains say santa clause is poaring skittels on the roof again!
my personal favorite "beating around the bush" think about it...
haha yeah I remember that one! haha love it! hehe
