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Anyone ever heard their stuff ? Ahhahahah. Just read the whole thing. Its hillarious. "business time"

"iaww yeah Thats right baby. Girl, tonight were going to make love. You know how I know, baby? cause its wednesday. And wednesday night is the night that we make love. Tuesday nights the night that we go and visit your mother, but wednesday night is the night that we make love.cause everything is just right conditions are perfect. Theres nothing good on tv. Conditions are perfect. You lean in close and say something sexy like, "I might go to bed Ive got work in the morning." I know what youre trying to say baby. Youre trying to say, "oh, yeah. Its business time. Its business time."

Its business. Its business time. Thats what youre trying to say youre trying to say lets get down to business it`s business time.

Its business. Its business time. Next thing you know were in the bathroom brushing our teeth. Thats all part of it, thats foreplay. Then you go sort out the recycling. Thats not part of it but its still very important. Then were in the bedroom. Youre wearing that ugly old baggy t-shirt from that team building exercise you did for your old work. And its never looked better on you.

Oh, team building exercise `99.

Oh, you dont know what youre doing to me. I remove my jeans but trip over them cause I still got my shoes on. But I turn it into a sexy dance. Next thing you know Im down to just my socks and you know when Im down to just my socks what time it is�its time for business. It`s business time.

Its business. Its business time. You know when Im down to just my socks its time for business that`s why they call it business socks.

Its business. Its business time. Oh. Ooh, makinlove. Makin love for two. Makinlove for two minutes. When its with me you only need two minutes, cause Im so intense. Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven. You say something like, "is that it?" I know what youre trying to say. Youre trying to say, "aww yeah, thats it." then you tell me you want some more. Well Im not surprised. But I`m quite sleepy.

Its business. Its business time. Business hours are over. Right, right.

Its business. Its business time."