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Favourite Simpsons quote?

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What is your favourite quote/s from The Simpsons?

I have many, some are as follows:

Ralph Wiggum: Your toys are fun to touch. Mine are all sticky.

Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.

Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Homer: A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. 6 feet tall, 300 pounds ... it makes ice. Bart: What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them -- as is my understanding ...

Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

:)