What are some really funny jokes?

what are some really funny jokes? I want to hear something that will make me laugh out loud. hahaha, had a stressed day.

hahaha^ those were good...ok my are like really bad,
Q- what happened when the dinosaur didnt take a shower?
@-he became extinct!!!
hahahahah
I no that was totally stupid!

> > An Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview
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> >In England.
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> >Before the interview, they were told that they must
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> >Compose a sentence in English with three main words:
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> >Green, pink and yellow...
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> >The Italian was first: 'I wake up in the morning. I
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> >See the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think
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> >To myself, I hope it will be a pink day...'
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> >The French was next: 'I wake up in the morning, I eat
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> >A yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink
> >panther on TV...
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> >Last was the Indian: 'I wake up in the morning, I
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> >Hear the phone 'green green', I 'pink' up the phone
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> >And I say 'Yellow'
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> > hahahahahahaha

what about this one:

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says, 'Why are you arguing?'

One boy answers, 'We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.'

'You should be ashamed of yourselves,' said the teacher, 'When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was.'

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

the last one:

One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class.

He stood up in front of the class and said, 'Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?' o

After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.

a 'Well, hello there sir. So you actually think you're a moron?' the professor asked.

The kid replied, 'No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself.'

Q: how do little people travel

A: in a mini van

ok lame but it makes me giggle

Q: what do you call 35,000 millionares watching the super bowl?

A: the dallas cowboys becasue they aint going! (insert least favorite team)

'I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.' Lol, lame but I giggle whe I hear it. Haha.

George W. Bush

your face