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Its time to elect a new leader & only your vote counts.. Here are some facts about the candidates..

Candidate A. Associates wit crooked politicians and consults wih astrologers. He's had 2 mistresses He also chain smokes & drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice. Sleeps until noon, used opium in college & drinks a quart of Whiskey every evening.

Candidate C. He is a decorated was hero. He's a vegetarian doesnt smoke or drink and he has never cheated on his wife.

Who would you choose?