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ok , so I have to produce or find some jokes , not too long , and no too short , but short ones are ok , I need to perform them to my acting class expect its on wednesday , so please if anyone has any good funny jokes , * stand up * basicly , then please answer Thanks x
hahaha.
I got one.
okay so at my school we have this BIG girl kayla
and we had a pep rally at our school.
well me and my friend dominique were sittin in the seat behind her.
and me dominique took up about 10 inches of the bleachers...
well... so did she ! haha
then in gym we always play a game that has to do with wearin jersey. they fit my hole gym class really big. you look up at kayla it look like shes wearin a sports bra. hahaha
a little old lady answers a knock at her door to be met by a travelling vacuum cleaner salesman.before she has a chance to say anything,the man tips a bucket of horse sh#t over her hallway carpet and explains madam if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of that horse sh#t from your carpet,I will eat whats left,well she says,I hope you're hungary bacause they cut off my electricty off this morning
two hunters are out in the woods in new jersey,when one collaspses,he does'nt seem to be breathing and his eyes are graze,the other man whips out his phone and calls the emergency servces,he gasp my friend is dead!! what can I do?the operator says,calm down I can help first lets makesure he's dead! there is a silence,then a shot is heard,back on the phone,the guy says,ok now what?
wife gets naked and ask her husband,what turns you on more,my pretty face or my sexy body?husband looks her up and down and replies your you're sense of humour!
Well- You know a lion would bever cheat on his wife, but a tiger wood!
Thanks guys , loving then , might use them , in fact im going to :D
