What is a "tosser"?

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• Answer #1

  Wait wait...it IS somebody who m@asturbates, IF you're talking to somebody from the UK (one of our good friends here is a brit, and that's the explanation I got)...

  ...it's like other words, where in other parts of the English speaking world, it's got a different meaning ;)

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• Answer #2

  Never in my life have I ever heard a British person say 'cheerio' or 'pip pip' and I haven't ever been out of Britian. I'm British and I will never say 'You like a cup of tea?' xP

  Those are sterotypical. The most popular drink in Britian is coffee x]

• Answer #3

  Oi Ericson, I think you might need to delete this status or question thingie. to me....Apparently some members are complaining as it is appearing on their main profile pages....Weird, considering I'm not following them or vice versa...a bug maybe.

• Answer #4

  Vulgar my left foot!!! …..Everyone in Oz uses it, young and old....The word can also be used to call someone a loser because of their action or behaviour.........Now spanking the monkey are vulgar words for m@sturbating.

• Answer #5

  LOLLLLL Ericson........Moe, Matty is thinking of the "real meaning", but for us, it's an everyday word, similiar to to the world "dag". If someone does something silly we say "you dag" or "that was a daggy thing to do".

• Answer #6

  I live in england and hav never heard anyone say cheerio etc, ..
Yeah what everyone that is saying that a tosser is a 'wanker' is correct but other people have diffrent meanings to it.

• Answer #7

  A British term meaning someone who masturpates. [I know I spelt it wrong but that is how I say it.]

  Ha, 'tosser' x]. God, I love being British. We are are the strangest people :]

• Answer #8

  british people hav some weird slang words... u knw and all the other stuff they say. pip pip cheerio fish and chips and all. ello would u like a glass of tea?! lol

• Answer #9

  well whats with that now? thats all i get on my page then i have to click around to find everything else, thought it was a new format thing that i may not like..

• Answer #10

  a tosser is a wanker.. so vulgar, and means exactly the same thing ;) and john go to bed, or at leaset learn the true meaning of the english language

• Answer #11

  WHAT?! That means someone who m@sturbates?! and I quote: ''who's harry potter?'' (harry:) ''oh, he's no one special... bit of a tosser, really''.....

• Answer #12

  its not a nice word. its classed as swearing here in england, but its used all the time. another one that has the same meaning is "wanker"

• Answer #13

  I couldn't help but LOL at that question. Here in Ireland, it's basically the same think as wanker. Someone who m@sterbates.

• Answer #14

  I was under the impression that that was an extremely common term, maybe I've been watching to much British television.

• Answer #15

  Well I would be offended (if I were a man) and someone called me that, it implies all I do is sit around wankin loool

• Answer #16

  Haha.....hmmm, like we would come up to someone and say "hey tosser (m@sturbator)", not quite the same for Oz :-P

• Answer #17

  also, people always say tea and crumpets!! its tea and sconnes I thought?! i dont even like tea, i likes cokee

• Answer #18

  hehe, that was such a daggy think to say.. haha I like the word bellend, do you guys use that word?

• Answer #19

  brithis people aren't as posh as people think. Everyone else is just jelous of how awsome we are :D

• Answer #20

  Hmmm, Tosser is an Aussie slang for a w-nker or a dhead. :-) Now you wished you never asked.

• Answer #21

  Its probably all the english people liking it....because that is what it means :)

• Answer #22

  LMFAOOO only a british pperson would use m*asterbation as an insult ahahahahah

• Answer #23

  A glass of tea? hmmm, is a cup of tea or a do you want a cuppa of tea.

• Answer #24

  Yeahhhh Irene. It a nicer way of calling someone a 'w-anker". :-)

• Answer #25

  wait... why did you ask me what a tosser is? i am not british lol

• Answer #26

  (5 minutes later)... I feel great, despite being a tosser!

• Answer #27

  a tosser is an unpleasant word. E.g Vik is such a tosser.

• Answer #28

  a tosser is an unplesant word. E.g vik is such a tosser

• Answer #29

  its british vulgar slang meaning one who m@sterbates

• Answer #30

  its tosser everytime i log in lol.. thanks sam..

• Answer #31

  Hehe, "Patrick, you are such a tosser mate" :-P

• Answer #32

  Damn, I feel bad, because I'm a tosser then.

• Answer #33

  why do 9 people like this answer? hahaha

• Answer #34

  i tell people there tossers everyday xD

• Answer #35

  Well, we say it to offend someone :)

• Answer #36

  just kiddin, cause jk is too short.

• Answer #37

  I always call people bellends ha

• Answer #38

  lol, now use it in a sentence..

• Answer #39

  I meant thing, not think. Oops.

• Answer #40

  shh, i need to smoke a f@g XD

• Answer #41

  all men are tossers then lol

• Answer #42

  kinda like wanker lol

• Answer #43

  same as a wanker.

• Answer #44

  WANKAAAAA lol

• Answer #45

  weird.....

• Answer #46

  british*

• Answer #47

  lol eww