What are some funny lines to say when your playing football

What are some funny lines to say when your playing football Dont ask haha Just some fun stufff

Answer #1

“Hut one, hut two, f*ck you” supposedly said during games by Joe Kapp, former Vikings QB

Answer #2

Watch the water boy, its so fanny and it has lots of foot ball jokes.

Answer #3

Damn. You really dropped the ball on that one. (in response to a fumble)

Answer #4

Type “Football Jokes” into google and see what you get lol

Answer #5

If you mean soccer, when the second half was about to kick off the ref picked up the ball at the centre circle and felt it so I decided to say “yeah red the balls still round :)” which got a few laughs, and when a got tackled at the half way line I shouted for a penalty which really annoys the other team lol

Answer #6

when on the bottom of a pile exspecially when you are wresling for a fumble, I have an “erection”

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