What are two items you would want to have while stranded in a desert (except water)?

KA-BAR that is…

Map and a toothpick.

why a thoothpick

Habit of mine when bored. and something tells me I’ll get bored in the desert.

The map is also useless if you think about it. What is it going to tell me? “There is sand for.. 300km to the north… 300km to the south.. 400km to the east.. 299km to the west.. I think I’ll go… east” :P

A parasol and a satellite phone.

IT MAYBE LIKE THAT BUT AT THE END YOU MIGHT NEED IT

. A branch of the Hilton Hotel, and a Clinic for the Treatment of Nymphomaniacs. .

– Best wishes - Majikthise. .

HOW WILL THAT ASSIST YOU TO FIND YOUR WAY OUT OF THE DESERT?

Why would I want to find my way out again ?

I guess I could use the toothpick to put a hole in my skin if a snake bites me.. drain out the poison.. :D XD

Two guns. One a flare gun and the other a colt .45

What are you going to shoot? The Cactus?

DATS A GOOD EXPLAINATION FOR THE TOOTHPICK

A Walmart, and free Wifi. I could just chill in Walmart for the rest of my life, Id have food, water, things to do, games to play, a bathroom, places to sleep. My reasoning for free Wifi is that I could hook up an Xbox 360 and put in Black ops and play with my account since Im prestige, and I wouldnt wanna start all over again. And also ofcourse so just in case I run out of food I could hook up a computer and Email someone that Im stranded in a desert. That too.

wow…

what?

. @Devin I thought you meant one of these: .

Awesome answer! :D

Car and gas

A DOG AND MY STEREO :) i have cap locks too.

my best friend and a lifetime supply of food!

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA friggin hilarious

spa resort and then im cool