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I prefer baby lotion, but I cant find any dam lubricators and I wana pound my clown so that it will grow into a handsome young thang
WHAT? USE MY HAND?!!! THATS BAD IT WILL SCREW UP THE SKIN OF MY DIK :[ and it hurts (I found out when I first jerked off 2 years ago) =o
so far I have use baby lotion, olive oil, shampoo, soap and conditioner baby lotion works best, others kinda suk it dehydrates my hand while I jerk off olive ol is okay I guess
Ummm...yeah, well at least you know it won't go all knotty. I think it would be better to just use lube made for that kind of excerise...there are lots of chemicals in hair products, that usually get rinsed out in the shower...probably best not to use it.
Pretty sure it will end up being sticky and dry all clumpy...and yes, I'm talking about the conditioner. And I really think you could have worded that question a little better.
I cant ask my parents to buy me lube they still treat me like a 5 year old kid just imagine what their reactions would be when I tell them I need lube @_@ ;;;
olive oil is for cooking not for those extracurilculars you do in your spare time. I suggest you use cream or ask your mom to buy you some lube or your dad
that would be a horrible reason to get a girlfriend! Besides..then he would still have to handle the problem until she was ready to do anything...
Um...I think he was going to...he just was asking about lubrication to go along with it.
Conditioner = not a good idea.
I'm bout 2 freind you just because you said "handsome young thang" in refrence to your johnson
...you could try it..if it was a bad idea you'll know soon enough...
Ermm..well good luck with all your fluids..that you use.
lol being creative and keepin it fresh =o
ummm, trying getting a girl friend?
heh...tell them it's for a project
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