During December i had to change the way i got to work, i had to get off at george square. It's in glasgow city centre, it's exactly what it says it is a huge square (technically it's like a rectangle). There are statues and stuff on it, anyway, during decmeber there was loads of ice and stuff on the ground. One day when i walking over the square i saw a pigeon walking over a bit of ice and it fell and did a commedy fall, with one leg going one way and the other going the other way. It was ridiculously funny everytime i think about it i start gutting myself!
Okay this is so gross but damn funny. Two years ago I was grocery shopping in the isle with cereals when I hear the loudest "straight out of hell" fart. I know girls find this humor disgusting, but I was doubled over laughing my ass off...so i peak around to see what dude ripped himself a new one, and surprise surprise, the only person there was a little old lady. I laughed even harder and had to leave because what ever the hell she ate I'm sure was killing all of the produce hahaha xD!
and a old lady in layers and layers of clothes like walked up to me in the mall and had this bucket of sand with her and rubbed some sand on my fingers then she was like...HAVE A NICE DAY !! wth? lol
I saw a hobo in a suit, whispering to and kissing a tomato...not a pretty site! lol
ask a shop keepr to give me sugar and he gave me sugarcane
my ex.... his exsistance was a joke.
Lol bet that was funny to c :-)
One word. Skrillex. AHAHA XD
And disturbing haha xD
yet you dated him
Now that funny