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because aliens took your ears away to dissect them, then brought them back.....
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you were in a too deep a sleep to notice the alarm, probably REM stage O_o
Because the CIA and the Mossad have been installing a bugging device in your alarm clock in order to monitor you. And that device used so much of the battery that the alarm bell was out of power.
Because you stayed up late on FunAdvice .. again.... and by the time the alarm went off you were in deep sleep. Hence the reason I got late this morning...Lol..
You were simply in a very deep sleep, it happens to everyone every once in a while.
you were in a deep sleep and didn't hear it??
Because I am a woman.. It's what we do..
why are you always right? lol