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Does anybody know any cheesy pick up lines?? And trust me I can handle the cheesiest!
Hey baby, are you a supporter of McCain? 'Cause you're McCain me so hot right now...how bout you and I go back to my place and debate the federal budget?
Uh, sorry...I guess I figured since this is in the Politics category, the pickup lines would have something to do with politics. Is that not what we're doing here?
My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What's wrong} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
guy: How much does a polar bear weigh? girl: how much guy: enough to break the ice. girl: wow could that be any more cheesy guy: so back to your place or mine? girl: both, you go to yours, I'll go to mine. guy: how do you like your eggs in the morning girl: UNFERTILIZED!
ok how about this one guys im 14 lol and ill try:):) hehe ok...
"before I met you I never knew what it was like to look at someone and smile for no reason:)"im 14 and a girl so dont judge me please:):)
Good thing I brought my library card 'cause I'm checking you out.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put you and I together.
GUY: Did it hurt? GIRL:Huh? Guy:Did it hurt when you fell out out of heaven? Because a girl like you must have come from there
You look good inn those pants. But I have some old fat pants at my place that'll look good with both of us in one leg.
is you're dad osama? because you're the bomb.
haha thats funny umm hey are u Jamaican because ja makin me crazy haha I almost died of laughter
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but DOWN UNDER
Just Like God Made the Universe,and Tom Made a social site,You've Made Me Complete.'(:
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
the word of the day is "legs".let's go to my place and spread the word.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all night.
If you were a burger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous
are you from tennessee because your the only ten I see
are you hot? because you look hot.