Yo momma jokes

Anyone got any really good yo momma jokes?...
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Yo Momma sooo fat, when she step on the scale it says to be continued

sorry if I offend people.

yo mama on a sea food diet... she sees it she eats it...

Yo momma so fat she see's the bus go by an runs after it sayin wait thats my twinky!!

yo momma so fat,she sat on one skittle and made a rainbow.

yo momma so fat when she orders mcdonalds she sings double double this this double double that that double this double that double double this that

hehe

yo mama's so stupid she spent twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate

yo mama's so fat, when she gets hit by a bus she says HEY!!! who threw that brick?

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yo mama's house is so greasy, the cocaroaches are doing a moon walk...

Yo mama's so fat that she went out in a yellow dress and people yelled Taxi!

Yo mama's so ugly, she made an onion cry

Yo mama's so fat, when she's laying on the beach people yell Free Willy!!

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in the Grand Canon and got stuck.

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets on the scale it says one at a time please

Yo mama's so stupid, that she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mama's so stupid, that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama's so stupid, that she went up to someone and asked them what the number for 911 was.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama's so ugly, people dress up as her for Halloween.

Alright, I'll stop now lol
If you want any others though, let me know.

when your mama stepped onto the weight scale at publix a kid walked by and said look mommy its a phone number

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your mama so stupid because she brought a spoon to the super bowl!!!

or your mama so ugly that when she threw a boomerang it never came back!

Yo Mommas so ugly she's gotta sneak up on sleep!

Yo Mommas so ugly shes got to be fed with a Slingshot !

Yo Mammas so heavy shes gotta look up to see the bottom!