Your mama jokes, can you share some?

Let's tell each other some of your mama jokes, it could be about your mama, your grandmother its up to you.

your moms so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

C.OME ON PEOPLE 12 MINUTES HAS PASS AND NO ONE HAS A JOKE, HOW ABOUT IF I START FIRST, YOUR GRANDMOTHER IS SO OLD SHE HAS SPIDERWEBS IN HER PUS*Y

have you thought that people might find this question offensive?

I've got lots of jokes but I'm not being offensive, I'm just sayin...
Yo mamma's so fat when she turned around it was her bday
Yo mamma's so fat when she pressed the up button to go up on the elevator, it went down

Yo mama so fat that when a school bus went by she said Stop that twinkie!!!

your mamas so old she farts dust

DO YA REMEMBER THIS ONE? YOUR MAMA SO FAT THAT SHE CARRY A V.C.R AS A BEEPER, OR YOR MAMA SO FAT THAT SHE HAD TO BE ROLL OVER ON FLOWER TO FIND THE WET SPOT,

Yo moma like the home depo 2 cents a screw
Yo mama so gheto when I walked in the house and steped on a cigert she said who turned out the muther fuc-ing lights
Yo mama so poor I saw her loking in the dumpster when I asked her what she was doing he said im shoping for christmass presents. what you think the dupters for fool

when I went to yr7 camp, one night, about 10 of us just sat around telling yo mamma jokes, so I have a few up my sleeve...

1. yo mamma's so fat, even the pictures of her fall off the wall
2. yo mamma's so fat, whenever she goes to the beach in her blue swimsuit, all the wales come and sing, we are family
3. yo mamma's so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death
4. yo mamma's so stupid, she sits on the T.V. and watches the couch
5. yo mamma's so stupid, she jumped out a window and went up

not many people get the last one...

Yo mamma so stupid that when she got home she sat on the tv and watched the couch.

YOUR MAMA IS SO SKINNY THAT HER TITT*ES LOOK LIKE FLAT JACKS.

yo mama so fat that when she went for a walk in the jungle, the elephant ran.
yo mama so fat that everyday your daddy has to buy a new bed.

your mommas so fat thats she gets out both sides of the bed

Yo moma is so fat, when she stood on a scale it said one at a time please

http://www.jojojokes.com/jokes/yo-mama-jokes

Yo moma is so fat, when she stood on a scale it said one at a time please

http://www.jojojokes.com/jokes/yo-mama-jokes

Yo mamma so old, when she was a child she had a pet dinosaur.
Yo mamma so fat, she has her own moon.
Yo mamma so ugly, when her parents took her to the zoo, they gave her back.
Yo mamma so stupid, they went looking for her brain and found an I.O.U.

Yo momma's so dumb, she used a solar-powered flashlight.