How can I lose weight fast, get rich quick, get backstage passes ..

...to the Jonas Brothers and have a painless Monroe piercing? Also, do you believe in God, who do you think will win the presidential election, and something about white polar bears.

I'm posting this in "Pets and Animals" for obvious reasons.

...oh yeah, I almost forgot the most important one. How can I pass a drug test?

whoa girl one question at a time

        Simply a Rose to brighten your day,
        And maybe lessen the cares in your way;
        And also, too, to help you to know,
        That in knowing you, many others grow!

 
Jaes, you're supposed to look at their profile before you answer their question. Then you would know that Toadaly is all male!

dont forget
am I fat, how do I loose weight, ect
...im guessing you too are sick of seeing those same questions being asked over and over again!!

You better believe in prayer because it will take a miracle to do all you are wishing for

Keep those lovely questions coming!.

how can I contact the jonas brothers, how can I hack into my boyfriend's/girlfriend's /daughter's/ex's facebook/myspace account... am I pregnant, is my pen*s large enough, how do I get bigger breasts,