Comebacks

really need some good comebacks and insults my best one is why dont you go back 2 the feild with all the other cows

Ok if some one says don't talk or stop talking you say politley back don't breathe or Stop breathing LOL

Sorry, I really don't think that's the way to go. One insult just asks for another, and nobody is the hapier for it.

Instead, try this: simply look that person straight in the eyes - not angry-looking, just steady and calm. And maybe tilt your head a little, as if you're not sure what you heard. If that person has said something really stupid, he or she should realize it by now.

ha that happened to a friend.
he was working for his uncle doing like yard work and they were getting rid of the lawn up at BYU and replacing it with like this fake grass stuff. I dont know what it's called. and some guy devon was like 'what the hell are you doing to our lawn farmer ben? (his name in ebn and his dad works on a ranch thing.) and he was all they sent me down here to get rid of it so cheer leaders would stop grazing. it was hilarious.
anywya I don't know.

Move your hooves, you heifer - I don't know don't ask
if someone makes a comment with the phrase I thought..., then you ask, what was your mistake?? You thought
ooohh. im hurt so deep