Anyone got any good comebacks to anything

Anyone got any good comebacks to anything ??

My friend Lauren made all these up...

1.) What's your excuse?- Use in case of being ridiculed about your appearance

2.) Oh, yeah? Well, you're ugly!- Use this when facing preps; they hate being told they're ugly.

3.) Do you hear that? That's the sound of me not caring.

4.) You can't spell crap without rap. - This is for all rockers out there.GREEN DAY RULEZ!

5.) Bite me.- I just like this one.

6.) Take a picture, it'll last longer.- Use this for the staring freaks.

7.) Well, your face looks funny, but do you hear me saying anything?- Use this when people call you ugly and stuff.

8.) Well, that's better than what I have to say about you!- At school today, this kid said You suck to me, so I thought of a new comeback right there!!

9.) You are SO lucky that we're at school!!- Use this when people say things to you.

10.) Take like a quarter or dime out of your pocket, flip it at them and say, Go buy yourself a new face.- Use this when people insult you.

11.) It takes one to know one!- Use this when people say like, you're a loser or something.

12) Yeah, that is right - Use this when people say yeah right to you .

13) F*** you- Inappropriate! But I found a loophole!

14) What, you don't have your own life, so you butt into mine? - Use this when people piss you off.

nothing beats a good yo mama joke. haha

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yo mom

I may be fat, but you are ugly. and I can diet

So's your face - This can be used in reply to anything, it will confuse people!

You: Are those two kids twins there?
Mother: Erm no they are totally different ages
You: Oh...I just cant believe anybody has f***ed you twice