What are some good zombie puns?

need some

Answer #1

I did hear that brain eating zombies attacked Washington D.C. but they all starved to death.

Answer #2

What did the zombie’s friend say when he introduced him to his girlfriend? Good grief! Where did you dig her up from?

Why did they find a disembodied head inside of a piano? A zombie forgot it when he was trying to play by ear.

What has a Dogs Head, a Cats tail, and brains all over its face? A Zombie coming out of the pet store

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately…

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