Yo moma'

Yo mama’s so dumb she sent your brother to rehab because he was “hooked on phonics”

Yo Momas so dum she steals free loaf bread

Yo Momas so fat were all living on her pinkie toe

yo mama so fat when she steped on a scale it said one person at a time PLEASE.

yo mama so dumb she though a quater back was a refund

yo mama so ugly she make tear gas cry.

yo mama like birthday licks everybody hit.

yo mama so ugly she make a blind man hear and a deaf man see.

yo mama so fat she sweats out mcdonalds

Yo mama’s so clumsy, she got tangled up in a Mobile phone.

Yo mama’s so poor, TV dinner trays are her good china.

Yo mama should be locked away, because every time she moons people they turn into werewolves

Yo mama’s so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, she made a tsunami that wiped out the whole earth.

yo momma is so fat , her blood-type is rocky road

your moma is so hairy I mistaked her for chubaka

yo moma so old, That when god said let there be light, she flipped the switch!

Your mom is so dumb she passed out trying to blow up a firecracker, she thought the fuse was a straw.