an old firend of a friend used to stop people and ask directions for places which were miles away. So he would stop the car and ask a passer by for directions to Germany (and he was in London)? Bizarrely people often tried to direct him! So if you are in New York, ask someone if you are on the right road for LA! Actually maybe you shoudnt - maybe that only works with British humour...............................
if someone is singing and they either sound bad or u just want them to stop say YOU:"hey so and so sings this song?" THEM:"Oh,singers name her" YOU:"Oh Really, how bout it stays that way" lol bt u gotta sound sarcastic, another ? is "do u like ur eggs scrambled", "t!ts or gtfo?", or "do you make love or have sex", lol thts all i cn think of
excuse me, but Do you know what time is it? i like that dress ur wearing. Where did you get it? do you have a pen i could borrow from you? do you need help with that? are you okay?
ha u could ask a guy, Hown it hanging and if he dosent answor perverted be like o i ment hows ur *ick hanging haha
"Do you know the way to San Jose?" You could sing it :)
You want it to be funny questions? Or sincere?
what toilet roll does freddy krueger use?
directions t the nearest bathroom. :)
haha that would be so funny to do !
What would u do for klondike bar?