What's your favorite saying?

Like whats your favorite sayings.. funny phrases, pick up lines, anything?

Answer #1

-I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you. (keep telling yourself that, buddy)

-Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

-I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes

-Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

-Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.

-You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line (it happens)

-Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

-When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you (Aw, I really like this one.)

-Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

-Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES

-Hello are you married? Yes Well I didn’t hear you say “happily”. -You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

Answer #2

an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind

Answer #3

“Nice guys finish last…” sh!ts true!

“Sometimes your the bug…sometimes your the windshield.”

Uh…pick up line…”can I b your next mistake.”…lmfao.

Answer #4

when someone sweeps you off your feet there actually just dropping you on your a$$

would you rather have me be mean and honest or lie and be nice?

Answer #5

haha k so this is the funniest and worst pickup line ever I love it cause a lot of guys say it to me.. “ Is your name Gillete? Cause your the best a man can get! “ haha I think that one is funny!!!

Answer #6

That fist one doesn’t apply.. ;)

BLAZE IT!!!1

Answer #7

im not a picture so stop f*uckin starin.

Answer #8

this too shall pass :)

Answer #9

I love in school when the teacher is talking and the guys say, “ That’s what she said!”

Answer #10

talk sh*t,get hit!

Answer #11

I want to believe if you hold me long enough my heart will thaw.

I love that :)

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