What is the most ridiculous thing you have said?

Hmmm, a lot lol like one time I said that I was a taco and I had to run and get some hot sauce cause I’m sexY

I tend to not think before I speak so I say stupid stuff ALOTTT. lol (N)

like one day me and my friend were talking about sex positions which turned into sex positions with animal names, and then because I have a stuffed frog, we ended up talking about froggy style, and I asked how to spell froggy… I couldn’t figure out if it was 2g’s or 2y’s…

one day it was REALLY windy and me and my friend were just driving around and we parked in a lot, and were just like dancing in the car to the radio, and I saw an unbrella outside on the ground and they wind was moving it, so I exclaimed ‘’LOOK IT’S DANCING WITH US!’’ lol then I tried imitating it…

and one time I saw this guy and I was like OH hes cute. but then I was like no hes not quite cute, so I said he was okay, but then I thought he was better then that so I wanted to think of a word in the middle so I yelled out that he was ‘’CURE’’ somehow I tried to combine ‘’okay’’ and ‘’cute’’ in my head and came up with ‘’cure’’ =S lol

One of the most ridiculous things I have ever said was when my friend Jeff and I were in a group with a bunch of friends and we were talking about blind people and he was trying to figure out what the name of the thing that blind people use to read and I shouted out, “Oh! Sign Language!” They all just looked at me and burst out laughing. I was so confused as to why they were laughing so our other friend leaned over and whispered, “I think you mean Brail.” Since then everyone has that quote up on their a social site. lol

in 4th grade, I thought/said out loud in class B.C meant before comedy…too much spongebob lmao