What are some things to do on an airplane?

Push the flight attendant call button and pretend it give you a shock. When you get everybody’s attention, smile.

Call the Psychic Hotline from the in-flight phone and ask if they know where you are.

Drop a pen in the aisle and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the airplane.

Lay down a Twister mat in the back of the plane and ask people if they’d like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone picks it up ask if they hear something ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Ask, “Did you feel that?”

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

Swat at flies that don’t exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura.

Scream “Pillow Fight!”

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “You’re one of THEM!!”.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Listen to the airplane walls with a stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a flight attendant call button.