What are some embarssing masturbating/sex stories?

Okay well I got a couple for you and im not embarassed to share it because their funny okay one was when I was still with my ex he was fingering me and his uncle walked it on us and he wasnt mad he didnt trip he just told us to seperate another time same guy was when we were at his brother and girls house the mom wasnt there and would always leave them alone so its pretty much their house and his other lil bro was their and me and my ex told him to get out so we could fuck and then his other bro and girl were in the bathroom which is connected to bathroom so he told them not to come out but before we started fucking I saw the blinds were open so I had him close them so we started fucking and his bro and girl came out of the bathroom and were watching us but we told them go back and then after like 5mins they came out again and it sucked because by this time I wasnt expecting them they saw my boobs and his bro was like oh damn haha it was embarrasing but the funny thing is the whole time he didnt stop he kept going then they went back after that I turned around and saw his lil bro looking thru the window I sreamed so loud at first I was embarrassed but after I thought it was funny