What is the weirdest impression anyone has ever made on you?

sounds pretty sexy to me…where was this exactly? like I want exact address ;p but in reality ew haha

You’re telling me! I had to try my hardest not to pounce on him! ahh..

Probably when I met my sister for the first time after she was born. I was 3 years old and was expecting the new ‘baby sister’ to be an immediate play-buddy for me. Imagine my surprise when mum brought her home from the hospital as a screaming tiny baby WHO DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO PLAY BARBIES :O

When I was 6 or 7 I spent the night at my friend Chris’s house. I wandered down stairs to get a drink in the middle of the night and his dad walks out wear nothing but tighty whities, sagging half way down his butt, scratching his balls and ask me “What the hell are you looking at? Can’t a guy scratch his own balls in his house!?” And this man had to be the hairiest person there is. I was mildly traumatized.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thats horrible :S

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When I first met my RE teacher, she was picked up litter. She purposely went next to me and went; ‘oh, don’t mind me and kind of bent down ‘seductively.’ I think she has a thing for me, it’s terrifying.

LOLZ!!!!

I was laughing out loud when I read this! So funny!!!!!!!!! XD