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I been quite in high school in my classes for 5 years. iam starting to lose and become a clown in class. What to do? I want to be the one to make classmates laugh now.
Hell it is easy; There is a science to everything.
1st, you want to be known to the teacher, not as the clown, but on a personal level. Ask questions, come into the class early and have a conversation about the weather, H.S. sports team, how their holidays were. This is to ensure that when you do say a smart ace comment or poke fun blatantly at another student at their expense that the teacher will look at you and wonder, why is that kid so nice & why would they be acting out.
2nd, Make your stance and stick with it. Once you have voiced your opinion, cracked the joke, or sabotaged the dry pile of papers on the teachers desk to fall at the exact minute you planed don't back down. Take the good with the bad. Have a comment for everything and don't make it more trouble for yourself. Back off with the curse words and be witty and cover your tracks. You don't want to piss anyone off, we are all gods’ children here. But when you get pointed out for being the culprit say, hell even stand and pause for a second. Say to yourself in your head, yes that was me who pulled this amazing stunt and there really is not a punishment for freedom of speech or being the funny guy so you present your case one more time with all eyes on you and deliver the punch line again, or say hell those stacks of papers look like they could be important, how is it that our expensive education is mistreated in such a way and is thrown on the ground like it is garbage.
3rd. Stay in close with all the teachers, hell, joke with them that you will borrow their car and co pick them up Starbucks during your study hall. You have nothing else that you would want to do. Do everything with a smile on your face. Make friends with everyone. Just be accepting of who you are and what you want to stand up for. Be funny your way and not what others think is funny. Have your own original ideas. Pull more pranks on your buddies and organize group pranks where no one gets caught.
Finally just have fun. If it is high school we are talking about the only reason that you are there is to meet enough people so that when you come back to your home town with your kick ace college degree you can say, we kinda had some good times in high school. It didn't all suck that bad. Everything gets better after high school I can promise you that.
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Pick up fishing. Read about it, study it, and if you have to walk to a place to or bike, you should be able to find areas around your city, it will get you outdoors which is man points, or women points.
It is a hobby at times boring but you answer a lot of your own questions when you are out in nature with yourself. Use live bait always you'll have a better chance but you can also eat what you catch. My grandmother always said if you keep it you have to clean it, skin it, and eat it.
Cooking is another hobby. If you cook you will have a better appreciation for what you are putting into your body. Anorexic people cook all the time and don't eat, that’s there coping. But knowing how to prepare yourself healthy meals will mean you will have that attractive quality to one day offer to another. Think about that pick up line, I can cook you just about anything you want…
Fishing is you vs. nature and it will help you chillax a little and get away from parents and school. You will learn a skill and will eat good food that you never thought you would touch before. I just got back from Key West and eat a shark for the first time just last week. I didn’t even know the name of it when I say it on my line. But learned it is a Bonnet Head shark and it was tasty, blackened. I filet it and had a restaurant prepare it blackened with a side of veggies and a baked potato. It was a 2 ½ - 3 foot shark and three people could not eat all the food. It was pretty intense and the best meal that we had all week long.
Good luck and keep a positive head. Make someone else around you feel good about themselves tomorrow.
trying to be funny is stupid. I am naturally funny and people like me for it but when others try to be funny its embarrassing. and it doesnt matter if the teacher gets mad its actually funnier when the teacher gets mad. but dont aim your funnyness at the teacher cus it will get annoying. you gotta just go with the flow dont go on the internet and look for funny stuff then wait for something to happen related to that thing and then do it cus it always comes out wrong. just when something happens you gotta just come out with it. like when the teacher says turn it over and look at the other side of the worksheet say there's another side?! and people will start to laugh and when the teacher says like you didnt finish it? say oh I did I wasnt talking to u. and stuff like that. you cant imitate it it just comes out on the spot.
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be urself. when a teacher asks you a question look at them with a blank face. I am now the most popukar kid in my class because of that. It is actually quite amusing! I have been like that for three years in a row! Try it!
when you are a class clown, the teachers hate you! mostly because you make critical remarks/jokes that have to do with the teacher or the subject.
Baybay listen coming from a now 17 year old retiered class clow no you Dont you have nothing but problems and end up having ot get you ged
yeah listen to darnthtsme it brings you nothing but problems, I usd to be a total smart*ss in school but I was always in the office
How do you go to high school for 5 years?
