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Anyone know any good ones(by good ones, I mean ones that are reallly lame) Such as... Where does a cow eat?--- a "calf "eteria What's brown and sticky?--- a stick
What's the difference between an actor and a baker?.....An actor has roles, a baker has rolls.
Where do bees go on their day off?....The wax museum.
When is a fin not a fin?.....When it's a dol-phin.
Who does a dog quarterback throw to?.....A Labrador receiver.
What sea creature is always grumpy?.......A crab.
Why did the book join the police?.......So he could work undercover.
What is the most musical piece of a turkey?......The Drumstick.
Wha did the girl melon say when the boy melon proposed?.......We're too young, we cantaloupe.
What do windows bring when they go out in the sun?.......Shades.
Why were the refrigerator foods afraid?.......The milk went bad and turned rotten.
Why couldn't the glass fool anyone?......People could see right through him.
What subject did the witch pass in school?........Spelling.
What did the macaroni say to the tomato?...........Don't get saucy with me.
What gets colder as it get warmer?.........An air conditioner.
How do really small people call each other?...........On microphones.
What kind of guitars do whales play?............eel-lectric guitars.
What do whales spread on their toast?.............jellyfish.
What bird is always sad?..............A bluebird.
When is a pillow like a mug of root beer?...........When it has a head on it.
Why did the computer squeak?............Some stepped on the mouse.
What do you call lending money to a bison?.............A buffa-loan.
Why do rhinos have so many wrinkles?................Because they're hard to iron.
What kind of phone does a turtle have?...............A shell-ular phone.
How do pigs talk?....................Swine language.
What did the snowman and his wife hang over their baby's crib?.........A snow mobile.
What do you give a snake with allergies?............Anti-hiss-tamines.
What had two banks and no money?................A river.
What do you call someone who is crazy about hot chocolate?.............A cocoa-nut.
Who eats at underwater restaurants?..............scuba diners.
What mouse won't eat cheese?...................A computer mouse.
Enjoy........with these jokes you'll be invited to every party......or maybe not. The Popsicle were good though.
What do you get if you take a cow to see a scary movie? A milkshake
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? A wooley jumper
What do you get if you cross a parrot and a phone? A walkie Talkie
What do Atilla the Hun, Winnie the Pooh and Billy the kid have in common?The(some people don't get this one, but its easy when you look at it closely)
What do you get if you stick a vampire outside in winter? Frost Bite
What do you get if you hit a Canary with a lawnmower? Shredded Tweet (bit sick lol)
What do you call a pig with a bad rash? Pork scratchings
What do doctors give a pig with such a rash? Oinkment
What do you call a fly with no legs? A walk
What do you call a sheep that has swallowed an electric cable? Baaa-rbd Wire
Need any more? Hope these are good :)
I know that one! And guess what! What do you call a lion tamer? - Claude
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? - Eileen!
What do you call a girl lying in the middle of a tennis court? - Annette!
I have a bunch of them! XP
What do you Call a boy lying on your doorstep? - matt!
What do you call a boy carrying a toilet? - lou
What do you call a girl carrying 2 toilets? - lulu!
OK, I'll stop now!
The cheesiest but amazing-est jokes I know
Why did the football player go to the bank? It needed its quarter back!
What do Christmas and a cat in the desert have in common? They both have Santy Claws!
What are caterpillars afraid of? Dogerpillars!
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Why was the police man suspicious of the blinds? They were shady!
I got this one today...(((BUT IT WAS ON A LAFFY TAFFY)))
...WHAT IS A HERMIT?... A GIRLS BASEBALL MIT...GNR LMBO hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah : )
what do you call it when a bison makes bread? BUFFALOAF!
what kind of cars do little people drive? MINI VANS!
why wouldn't the oyster share it's pearl? IT WAS SHELLFISH!
what does the skunk use to call home? IT'S SMELL-PHONE!
what did the dog say when it sat on sand-paper? RUFF!
I got one! What do you call a chicken and a rooster? In love.
What do say to a monster under your bed? Get out of there.
What's green and goes pop pop pop? Green popcorn.
what do you get when you mixa skunk wit a hellicpoter? answer:a smellicopter
ps-my mom laughed SO fricken hard, andi thought it was gay. lol!
This one's really bad but I love it. What do you call santa's helpers?
Subordinate clauses! Lol so cheesy Love the hearing aids one btw.
What did the rock say when he crossed the road?
Nothing! Rocks can't talk or walk XD Thats so lame, but hey, you asked 4 one X3
What is the difference between a baker and an actor?
One has rolls and one has roles.
omg! I could laugh at this forever!
What smells funny? A clown! For some reason I find all these jokes hilarious. Everyone else just thinks they're lame.
whats invisible and smells like carrots? rabbit farts lol sadly thats the cleanest joke I know hangs head in shame
those are good, ok I got another good one--
veggie joke
what is green and sings? wait for it... Elvis Parsley
Why did Suzy throw butter out of the window? - She wanted to see a BUTTER-FLY.
HAHA :D Hilarious :D My fave :D
This isn't from popsicle, I made it up, but it's just as lame.
If Batman were an author,he'd be Bruce Twain.
lolz I saw this 1 today: HOW DO YOU STOP A FISH FROM SMELLING???... YOU PLUG ITS NOSE!!! HAHAHAHAHA
What do vegetables say at church? lettuce pray
it's not funny, but it's lame
why do hummingbirds hum? HAHAHA, because they don't know the words! LOLLL :)
Why didnt the Window Lauqh ;;
It Miqht CRACK UP
lmaoo hahaha <3
What do you call a man who was hit in the face with a pie? Desserted.
what did the dentist say to the marching band heres a tuba toothpaste
What part of the computer was the elephant scared of?
The mouse
What did the polar bear say when he saw an airplane? I'm sleepy.
whats the only risk you run having phone sex?
hearing aids
what type of coffee does a cow drink? a moo-chalatta!
:D
what do you call cheese thats not yours? nacho cheese
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
What has 3 feet but no toes??
A YARDSTICK
WHAT HAS 3 FEET BUT NO TOES??
A YARDSTICK
What has a bed but never sleeps? A River
good ones
