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MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?" . . The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget... this particular Sunday sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust..." He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?" . . BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?" . . And finally: UCLA STUDY A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his forehead while he is on fire.
No further studies are expected.
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Okay this is a little bad,
One day there was dis little boy about the age 2 and wanted 2 take a bath w/ his mom one night. When they were in the bath tub he pointed 2 his moms p'ssy and ask whats that and she said the garage.
The next night he wanted 2 take a bath w/ hi dad and when they were in the tub he pointed 2 his dads wenier and asked whats that?? and He said thats the Limo!!
So one night while he was being tucked in by his dad he said, "Dad you need 2 park your Limo in mommys garage!!"
-HOPE you LIKED IT!!
How do you get a tissue to dance? Put a little boogie on it! XD
In it, I mean.
