Insults

F*ck You :)

B!tch back off

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today

Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing Sure, I’ve seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

I’ve seen more life in a down and out’s vest.

You’re red shirt goes well with your eyes…

Save your breath…You’ll need it to blow up your date.

Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Folk clap when they see you…but they clap their hands over their eyes.

You’re about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder

All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.

I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.

You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.

He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe

Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.

If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn’t say Hi to folk, I’d say BOO!

Don’t let you mind wander - it’s far too small to be let out on its own